recipe for really terrible stir fry

INGREDIENTS
- four cloves of one month old garlic

- half a half-week old onion

- 1/4 of a can of blackcurrant and apple vodka cruiser leftover from a party on friday

- mccains winter season frozen vegetables

- one tablespoon magic sarap flavor enhancer

- shrimp

- pinch of chili powder

- UFC banana sauce

- soy sauce

- mang tomas all purpose sauce

- patis / fish sauce

- corn flour

INSTRUCTIONS
prep. chop up onion and garlic

1. fry the garlic and onion in frying pain

2. add shrimp and vegetables

3. mix soy sauce, patis, all purpose sauce, chili powder, and vodka cruiser in a small plastic takeout container that you used to use to store decarbed weed

4. pour in the resulting mixture that is way too watery and liquidy into frying pan

5. forget to add corn starch in step 3 and add like a couple spoonful's worth in the pan

6. wait until gross mixture gets thicker and evaporates and infuses with the shrimp and vegetables for like 10 minutes

7. serve with rice and accidentally pour too much banana sauce into your bowl